And he sees a horse there with a sign that says "Make the horse laugh-win $100!"
So he walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear.
The horse falls to his knees laughing out loud.
The bartender pays the man and the man buys a few drinks and leaves.
The bar changes the sign to read "Make the horse cry- win $100!"
The same man walks into the bar, reads the sign, goes over to the horse and before you know it the horse is sobbing uncontrollably.
The man goes to collect his $100 and the bartender asks "How did you do that? You came in before and made the horse laugh, then you came in and made the horse cry.
What did you do?"
The man said; to make the horse laugh I told him I had a genital bigger than his.
To make him cry, I showed him.