Father-In-Law : Young man, Uíre coming
to seek my daughterís hand in marriage
and uíre chewing gum. Thatís a sign of
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink &
smoke and uíre here to seek my
daughterís hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go
to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : Iím sorry sir, I started clubbing
when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : Uíve also been in prison
before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed
Father-In-Law : What!!! Uíre a killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It
was a certain man that didnít allow me
to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my
son. U are on the right track. Uíre
absolutely the right Man for my