A farmer brought a Rooster home. As soon as the rooster entered the farm, he started screwing all the 200 hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, Rooster screws all the 200 hens again.
The farmer is becoming uncomfortable and worried now.
The next day, he sees that the Rooster doing it to the ducks, geese & a goat.
Finally, the farmer sees the Rooster lying on the ground, weak and pale, half-
dead & vultures circling over it's head.
The Farmer rebukes him and says "You deserved it, you horny desperate idiot.!!
The Rooster opens one eye, and pointing towards the sky, says "Sssshh! Speak softly! I'm just waiting for them to land!"