The police stop a car because the driver has 20 penguins in the back.
"You can't be driving around with a carload of penguins," says the Cop,
"Take them to the zoo." The driver agrees. The following day,the police spots the same car- and again he has 20 penguins in the back.
"I thought I told you to take those to the zoo," says the cop.
"I did," said the driver,
"and today I'm taking them to the cinema."