A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly,
"If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull.
"The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick.
" The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells,
"What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says,
"I'd be a bus driver."