Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A
Prestigious Job.
One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.
Interviewer: �Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?�
Yale Guy: �Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light�
Harvard Guy: �It�s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.�
MIT Guy: �Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.�
Santa Singh: �Its Loose Motion.�
Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa�s Reply, Asked: �Why?�
Santa Singh: �Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights, It Was Over�