some more teacher jokes !!
1.TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2.TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
4. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER:No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
5.Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.