QUOTE(JBDREAMER @ Apr 1 2013, 10:19 PM)
During a job interview:
Manager: What's the highest level of education you obtained?
Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree ...
Candidate: Well, No... That means
Passed High school with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
FIT FOR THE JOB
The city municipal corporation was interview an applicant for the position of accounts superintendent. One councillor asked the candidate, 'How much is two plus two?'
The applicant jumped up, opened the door, and peered up and down the hall. Then he closed all the windows, returned to the desk, and whispered, 'How much do you want it to be?' He was hired on the spot!!