some more jokes on quitting alcohol..
---A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, 'Can I have a pint of Less, please?' I'm sorry sir, 'the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, 'I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?'
'I've no idea, 'replies the guy, 'The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.'
---"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
---"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."