An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
To catch an elephant you need a telescope, a match box and a pair of tweezers.
Look at the elephant down the wrong end of the telescope, when he looks small, pick him up with the tweezers and put him in the match box
. But you have to close the matchbox quickly before he gets big again!
my fav jokes of ant and/or elephant on net